philandering-philanthropist

shawnmichaelsmullet asked:

omg bye i thought you were like 17 for the longest time until i just saw your about me oops

philandering-philanthropist answered:

oh my god for like the millionth time i am a grown ass bitch who pays bills and can buy scratchy lotteriesĀ 

~~eternal youth curse~~

*silent tears*

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no it’s okay. i haven’t quite gotten past the 14 year old look. we are one in the same